Unforgivable! A Total Lack of Respect!

The other Sannin arrives one bar too late, and the reunion seats three legends at the same table for the first time in decades — minus one, plus apprentices. Jiraiya's pitch competes with Orochimaru's: come home, take the hat, be the Fifth. Tsunade's answer is contempt for the title itself — a fool's job that killed everyone she loved — delivered in front of a boy whose entire identity is that job. Naruto goes over the table. The week's deadline starts ticking on both offers.